Welcome to The Dead Language Society!
I’m Colin, a PhD linguist and ancient language teacher, whose work has been featured on NPR. My specialties are Old English, historical linguistics, and helping people fall in love with languages they thought were inaccessible.
My mission is simple: to bring linguistics out of the ivory tower.
The Dead Language Society is your guide through the hidden history of the English language.
Every week, I dig into questions like:
Why is English spelling such a disaster?
How did Viking settlers reshape the grammar of the English language?
What did English actually sound like a thousand years ago? Where can we still hear echoes of those sounds today?
Join 80,000+ readers exploring where English came from, and how it got so weird. Ranked in Substack’s Top 20 History publications.
Why subscribe?
Free subscribers get:
Every other Wednesday, a new investigation into where language and history collide: stories like how the Black Death permanently changed English pronunciation, the paradoxical reason English doesn’t use accents like é or ü, and why the most everyday words have the most mysterious origins.
Paid subscribers ($95/year) get all that, plus:
Deep dives — Twice-monthly deep dives like “How iambic pentameter really works” and “Why English spelling will never make sense.”
Full archive access — 25+ exclusive posts going back to April 2025.
Reading lists — A guide through the maze of academic sources, highlighting where to start your own exploration.
Community — Join friends in our book club, where we read and discuss great books from the history of the English language together, most recently Beowulf.
Have questions? Check out the FAQ for details on free vs. paid, the Book Club, Ōsweald Bera, and more.
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